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 [Professor Brian Cox has claimed that he got the Large Hadron Collider shut down after he spilt yoghurt on it]

Brian: During construction, I had to go in, and I was responsible for a bit that's about 420 metres from the point at which we create the big bangs, and I was in there, and you test bits, and I was in there in the morning, having my yoghurt...

[Keeley Hawes pretends to fall asleep at her desk]

Lee Mack: Brian really knows how to chat up the ladies, doesn't he?

[Later on, in the same story...]

Keeley: Which part of it, did you drop the yoghurt into or onto?

Brian: There are pieces of it, called - I'm going to go into chat-up mode again now -

Keeley: Oh, go on!

[Later still...]

Brian: As David well knows, because they're superconducting...

Lee: (as David looks completely lost) I might well know as well! With you two flirting with each other — I'm here as well! Tell me, you bitch!

  • Abandoned Catchphrase: In his first series or so as host, after a panellist had read out an extremely unlikely-sounding statement Rob would remark to the other team "this shouldn't take long". This was dropped, possibly because most of the time it appeared the story under discussion turned out to be true.
  • Accidental Bid: During a "This Is My..." segment, David Mitchell claimed the person in question was a man he had accidentally outbid for a cuckoo clock at an auction when he sneezed and inadvertently jerked his bidding paddle into the air. He was lying.
  • Actually Pretty Funny

    [The clip introducing the Ring of Truth fact shows a man attempting to communicate with pigeons]

    Lee: I love how much they patronize me on this show. We're 4-0 down, they go "Give Lee a chance, ask him a question about pigeons."

    Dave Gorman: It's more than that, that's your dad, filmed two weeks ago!

    [Audience laughter]

    Lee: My dad's dead.

    David Mitchell: Was he dead two weeks ago?

    Lee: ...He wasn't, actually, no.

    David: There you are, then. Good point, Dave.

  • Aerith and Bob: Bob Mor
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